Gaz Cooks Crap

Well these are...brown. With Brexit a little over a month away at time of writing, we have to face the fact that - if the worst happens and we end up crashing out with no deal - everyone's favourite brands might be slightly harder to come by for a bit due to the rampant stupidity of some ocean-going ham-faced fuckwits. So when little Timmy comes downstairs and starts demanding his usual cereal on March 30th, but there's nothing in the local shop apart from some withered turnips and a pervading air of disappointment, what are you going to give him to stop his incessant whining? Well fear not! I've been experimenting with a load of alternatives to make delicious substitutes from things you might have in your cupboards that Timmy will never be able to tell apart from the originals - assuming he's a moron. You know, like when someone makes a vegan version of a meat-based meal, only in this case it's a complete waste of time and effort rather than a useful contrib