WTF is this, guy?
Years ago, I had a simple dream. To open a deliberately terrible restaurant that sold absurd food to morons at exorbitant prices, which they would pay to prove how stupidly rich they were. That dream is yet to come true, but given the entire world seems to have gone batshit crazy of late, I feel my time is coming. So with only a modicum of further ado, because I'm not posting my first recipe until tomorrow, I thought it was high time I started putting together my menu. I present to you (or at least I will in about 20 hours)... Gaz Cooks Crap. Tomorrows recipe will be: BEEF SPONGE