GOLDBURGER
Now in this recipe I did end up using quite a lot of this stuff, but hey - what's the harm in ingesting a large amount of...*squints at label*...titanium dioxide? Oh. Ahoy! Unless you've only just been born (in which case, congratulations on having learned to read before mastering control of a number of your body's sphincters) or have just emerged from a not-inconsiderable nap, you'll probably be painfully aware from the weapons-grade fawning undertaken by 99% of the UK's media that there was a Royal Wedding the other day. As these things go, apparently this one wasn't too dreadful - in fact it seems to have annoyed quite a few Daily Mail readers with its progressive take on things, so good on them for winding up the 'gammons'. It did still cost an absolute bumload of cash, though. Specifically, your cash and my cash, as we fund QEII and her ever-expanding clan through our taxes and (if you're an idiot) purchases of Prince Chuck's brand