STODGE OVERLOAD (AKA NANNY PLUM MEALS)
If, like me, you have a children or childrens, or a broken telly that only shows Channel 5 (shudder), you'll probably have come across an excellently amusing kid's show called Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom. It's by the same people who make Peppa Pig, but is considerably better - mainly because regardless of it being for kids it's one of those shows that starts preposterous and gets progressively more silly and unhinged as time goes on. You know - like Father Ted. Or Question Time. Anyway, one of the characters in B&H LK (which I've just inadvertently realised looks like some sort of special brand of fags when abbreviated) is Nanny Plum, who is renowned as an excellent cook. An excellent cook who, in one episode, makes a load of terrifyingly stodgy recipes. I could explain the plot of the episode in question in detail, but to be honest if you haven't seen it it'd be much easier if you just watched a copy of it that I absolutely haven't