Gaz Cooks Crap

Hello! Did you have a Christmas? Excellent. The festive season is, of course, infamous for overindulgence and an inevitable temporary* weight gain. So before it's all over for another 359 days (2019 isn't a leap year - I checked), why not have one last blow out? After all it's a time for sharing, and no one said the things in question to be shared couldn't be type 2 diabetes and hypertension. *I say temporary, but personally I'm backdating now to around the turn of the millennium. Well at least the raspberries are healthy. Shame they're about to be immersed in sugar and an array of saturated fats. This year (technically next year, but I'm starting early), I've decided to lay off the obviously awful combos and double down on daftness. Which might mean fewer instances of me retching into my bin, but hopefully more things that people may actually try themselves (yeah, right) and less instances of me trying to say "that tasted awful'