Gaz Cooks Crap

Hello. After a brief hiatus for 'reasons', we're back with our most delicious offering yet! As long as in your dictionary, 'delicious' has - due to an appalling printing error - been mistakenly aligned with the definition for the word 'emetic'. Anyway, on with the show - and by criminy what a show it is. This week, we're tackling the meal that is arguably the most important breakfast of the day: breakfast. Like most people who aren't my daughter who inexplicably decided to have just a tin of cold beans for breakfast the other day, you probably fall into one of 3 categories: 1. Toast (inc. honorary toast-alikes, such as croissants/crumpets) 2. Cereal 3. Cooked breakfast - beans, egg, sausage, bacon. The full fried monty. And for the record, the correct answer is of course 1. Cereal is, by definition, rubbish. It's the leftover chaff, gravel and mouse droppings that they remove from wheat and stuff before making it into bread, which in turn