Gaz Cooks Crap

Purple monster curry, eh? Well this all sounds very lewd doesn't it? But wait, come back you hopeless prude! Before you run off to rinse your eyeballs in toilet duck (or own-brand equivalent such as u-bend buzzard, sink flamingo or urinal puffin) I've not suddenly gone all 1990s lad mag - there's a reason this is called purple monster curry that has nothing to do with the sort of groin-based innuendo you'd find in one of the ill-advised modern attempts to reboot the Carry On films. You see, when I'm not actively creating washing up that leaves semi-permanent funny stains in the sink, I like playing video games. And one of the best video games of recent years, and indeed all years, is The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild . For the philistines among you who don't know, in that game you can make yourself various foods to give yourself various abilities, and one such food is the monster curry, which is a rather awful shade of purple what with it containing mo